scienceismyboyfriend:

this line always makes me laugh and drawing this made me laugh because heyo I’m ridiculous and laugh at myself
join us next time on “how will heidi deal with the impending newsies closure” same bat time same bat channel

sassmastermaximoff:

image

there really isn’t one thing that isn’t perfect about this gif

theghostparty:

on one hand i’m going to be very happy if ‘the last five years’ gets a worldwide release in movie theatres and on the other hand i’m going to be very annoyed at the 129874353 who are going to come up to me and go ‘have you heard of jeremy jordan?????’

the answer is yes

i am your only theatre friend

yes i have heard of jeremy jordan

would you like any bootlegs of him?

veronicaswyr:

(AGGRESSIVELY IN DENIAL ABOUT NEWSIES CLOSING)

Send me a pairing and a line of dialogue and I’ll write you something angsty-ish

distractedpainter:

  • "I just really need to have you here right now."
  • "Didn’t you see what I did?!"
  • "Oh fuck, oh FUCK."
  • "Please come get me."
  • "Where are you?!"
  • "I’m coming, just sit tight!"
  • "Look at me - just breathe, okay?"
  • "I can’t breathe!"
  • "You don’t have to stay."
  • "It’s all my fault."
  • "It’s all YOUR fault!"
  • "Don’t fucking touch me."
  • "Please I just… really need space right now."
  • "I’m right here. I’m not going anywhere."
  • "I’m gonna be sick."
  • "Ever wonder if the world would be better off without you… ?"
  • "I’m sick of being USELESS."
  • "You’re not useless."
  • "Shit, are you bleeding?!"
  • "Please, put it DOWN."
  • "Shh, c’mere…"
  • "It’s okay to cry…"
  • "Don’t listen to them. Don’t you EVER listen to them."
  • "I’m not cut out for this."
  • "Just leave me ALONE."
  • "Please listen to me-"
  • "You can trust me."
  • "Don’t trust me."
  • "What happened doesn’t change anything."
992 plays | by Redbone

sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down