daddykinkcapaldi:

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

hail hydra

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane)

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great
70,630 plays

callmekalebkardashian:

goodbyelittledream:

do you ever look around and realize how much broadway has taken over your life 

andhereicome

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

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ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

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i pledge allegiance to that ass

spookyfied:

having a friendship with me is like nurturing a tiny baby seed

you have to be patient and give it lots of water and not get upset if it doesn’t grow right away because it takes a while…..

and then it sprouts and you can tell hey because i talk a little more and maybe start conversations

and then you water it more

and then suddenly it blooms and you realize it’s  A WEED YOU DON’T WANT THIS IN YOUR GARDEN BUT IT’S TOO LATE IT NEVER STOPS IT NEVER SHUTS UP

(Source: teppelin)

boredn0w:

Rebloggable by request.